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Inlägg  SimonEBurgess i tor jul 30, 2009 11:13 am

Jag haittade det här manuset på DakkaDakka:

THE HORUS HERESY:
Emprah: Hours, go reconquer the galaxy so there can be a new golden age.

Horus: But I should be Emprah, bawwwwww! Emprah: Magnus, stop it with the sorcery.

Magnus: But I know what's best, bawwwwww!

Emprah: Horus, tell Russ to bring Magnus to me because I said so.

Horus: Emprah wants you to kill Magnus because he said so.

Russ: Fine. Emprah's always right. Plus Ole Red has already been denounced as a traitor and I never liked him anyway.

Russ: You're about to die, cyclops!

Magnus: O noes! Tzeentch, I choose you! Bawwwww!

Russ: Ah well. Now to go kill Horus.

Russ: Rowboat, how have you not been doing anything?

Guilliman: . . . I've been writing a book.

Russ: Sigh. Let's go.

Guilliman: And I fought the Word Bearers!

Horus: Oh shi--Spess Puppies a'comin?

Abbadon: And the Ultramarines, sir.

Horus: Who? Anyway, this looks bad. *enter Sanguinis* What are you doing here? Come to join me?

Sanguinius: *throws self on Horus's power claws* Alas, I am undone! When you play Castlevania, remember me! *enter Emprah*

Emprah: Horus! So my favorite son killed my favorite daughter!

Horus: What about the Lion?

Emprah: Never liked her. Horus: No one does. Now prepare to die! *mortally wounds Emprah*

Emprah: Au contraire, you dick. *kills Horus*

Dorn: Okay, now I just plug this into this and . . . okay, it works! Emprah? Hellooooo?

Jonson: I did nothing!

Guilliman: I did more nothing that you!

Jonson: Nuh-uh. I was the most worthless!

Guilliman: Have you read my book?

Dorn: No one likes that book.

Khan: C'mon guys. It's not that bad.

Dorn: I guess not. Russ: You all suck. Ima go bring the Emprah back to life.

SLUT


VIlken var boken som Guilliman skrev? Imperium Tactica?
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Inlägg  Håkan i tor jul 30, 2009 2:48 pm

Han skrev Codex Astartes som definerar hur ett space marine chapter ska vara uppbyggt (vilket space wolves skiter gladeligen i :p)
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