Matchresultat: Sturmboss Grogork's Snazzy Sturmband vs 414th

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Matchresultat: Sturmboss Grogork's Snazzy Sturmband vs 414th

Inlägg  Peter i fre dec 18, 2009 11:14 am

PRE GAME
General 1 and namn på armé: Peter, Sturmboss Grogorks Snazzy Sturmband
General 2 och namn på armé: Johan, 414th regiment

LORE:
"The huddling ork boy was covered in mud from top to toe, his head being pressed down into the mud by a gleeful Sturmboss peering over the hill "Yer see that boy? Dats dem deep space skanner array! Dats de thing that will burn at the end of this day!". "Narrgh, blllrp, brragh", the boy tried to talk out of the mud, but failed. "Wazzat?", Grogork lifted the boys head a bit but kept it well below the ridge. "Ptui, Narr, boss, kan't say I do", the boy spitted out a mudpie lodged in his mouth. The boy peered over the ridge "Boss, is it dat great wheeled rokkit launcher?". "Narr, dats just an encumberance.". The boy shaded his eyes, "Dat great tank with the kracklin' kannon?". "A minor speed bump.", Grogork smiled. "The green low tank wiv' lots of guns stickin' out?". "Ah, didn't see that, tis' too small.". The boy counted on his fingers, but gave up, "It's hidden in those innumerable hordes of pink skin bags?". "Nah, dat's the late night barbecue.". The boy's sweat was rank in the air as he shakily pointed at the last thing in sight, "It's dat great Flying Monstrosity?". "Nah, Dat's just inconvenient.". The boy was confused, the only thing left in sight was a big pizza plate several 10ths of meters across mounted on a small building, but who cared about that?"

POST GAME
Omodifierad matchpoäng General 1: 20
Omodifierad matchpoäng General 2: 0
Kompdiff General 1 - General 2: -4

Slutgiltig matchpoäng General 1: 16
Slutgiltig matchpoäng General 2: 4

BATTLE REPORT:
Mission: Seize ground
Deployment: Pitched Battle
Imperial guard win toss and will deploys first.

Deployment (Guard)
Manticore deploys in the far right corner, surrounded by a platoon of goons. Command squad deploys in cover on the hill to the left of them. Leman Russ Executioner in the middle, beside the command squad. The Chimera got one squad in the holds and deploys to the left of the Russ, one platoon of goons line up behind it. The Flying Monstrosity (hereby known as the great spaghetti monster, with the three twin-linked ketchup blasters and a platoon of meat balls inside) deploys on the far left flank. The penal legion got impounded and arrives late (reserves). The cavalry is always late (reserves).

Deployment (Orks)
Kannons deploy in cover on the right flank, a squad of shoota boys to the left of them, buggies to the right of them. Trukks deploy in the middle. The last unit of shoota boys deploy to the left of the buggies. Koptas outflank for the first time ever.

Turn 1 (Guard)
The Flying Monstrosity trains its twin-linked ketchup blasters on the innocent Nob trukk. The goon squad behind the chimera moves a bit towards the russ. The Russ moves towards the right flank and the kannon emplacement. The command squad tells the goon squad around the Manticore to dig in, and they do. All hell breaks lose as the Imperial Guard shows what artillery is. The Flying Monstrosity opens up with the ketchup-blasters and easily takes out the Nob Trukk, Orks with Ketchup on flies in all directions. The Manticore follows up with a terrifying bombardment which wipes the nob squad to a man, Leonorko unconscious and the boy squad several man short. The Leman Russ Executioner plasma blasts the kannons to slug. The Imperial Guard Cheer.

Turn 1 (Orks)
Grogork snarls, wipes the ketchup from his face, and fwacks the driver on the head and tell him to press the pedal on the metal. A lone ork trukk defies the deafening bombardment and launches itself in a straight line towards the Imperial Guard. Buggies zip up the right flank towards the manticore and immobilize it with a dud rokkit locking itself in its tracks. Boys on both sides runs toward the howling guns of aporkalypse.

Turn 2 (Guard)
Leman Russ consolidates back. The penal legion arrives behind the chimera, slightly drunk. The command squad The Flying Monstrosity splays Grogorks trukk with the Ketchup of DOOM, but the trukks momentum propels it straight into the waiting maws of the goon and penal legion squads. Orks fly out and are met by a withering hail from goons, penals, and the chimera. Grogork, the nob and two boys stands when the smoke clears. The Manticore lets loose at the right flank shoota boys squad and kills 4 boys.

Turn 2 (Orks)
The surviving trukk mob jogs toward the Leman, leaving the penals and the goons to Grogork. Buggies consolidate to get a better fire range on the Manticore. Left flank boy squad moves towards the chimera. Right flank boys squad rounds the impassable hill and gets the command squad in their aim. Surviving gretchin from the kannon battery decides to capture an objective and moves toward the right flank objective. Buggies fire at the Manticore and hits the presumed dud lodged in its tracks. The ensuing explosion kills off several of the defending platoon who promptly flee. The right flank shoota boys open up at the command squad, kills three and sends the rest running off the table. The surviving trukk boys climbs the executioner and rips out its fuel tank, one boy die in the explosion. Grogork makes the goons and the penal legion do the burny dance, the penal legion flees. He proceeds to rip up legionaries with his klaw, but they stand firm. The left flank shoota boys WAAAAAGH and just about reaches the chimera, they rip it to pieces and it explodes, killing two ork boys. Only 5 imperial guard escapes from the insides of the wrecked chimera.

Turn 3 (Guard)
The cavalry arrives, just in time! The Flying Monstrosity showers the remaining trukk boys with Ketchup and they lie down, pretending to be dead. The cavalry charges the left flank shoota boys and runs them over. The Chimera squad charges Grogork, but Grogork stands firm with 6-7 imperial guardsmen and their commander trying to drag him down.

Turn 3 (Orks)
The koptas zoom in, right behind the Flying Monstrosity and blows it out of the sky. The meatballs rolling from its hold being promptly charged. Right flank shoota boys turn around and leaves the objective to the gretchin. Instead, they wreck havoc on the cavalry and sends the horses to the great plain in the sky (literally). Grogork is taken down by a mass of bodies.

Turn 4 (Guard)
The last guardsmen tries to get to the objectives. The meat balls are held up by the koptas.

Turn 4 (Orks)
The surviving nob gets an objective. The gretchin gets an objective. The shoota boys advance towards two objective and shoots out one of the four remaining guard squads. Buggies make one lone guardman dive into cover. The meatballs down the last kopta and consolidate toward the objective-holding nob.

Turn 5 (Guard)
Commander advance toward an objective. The Meatballs meltas the nob survivor to smithereens, but don't reach the objective.

Turn 5 (Orks)
Shoota boys shoot the guard commander to shreds and moves to cover two objectives.

Game ends! Orks win by 2 objectives to 0.

AFTERMATH:
Grogork turned the barbecue, round and round, over the burning remains of the deep space scanner array. The band was in a disarray, the assault had been a tough fight, many wounded, some even dead. The defending guards had finally fallen, a band of boys earning their ears. All over the planet, deep space scanner arrays was assaulted by smaller ork warbands. Many fell, others were disabled. The stage was set.

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Inlägg  SimonEBurgess i fre dec 18, 2009 1:52 pm

haha. Kanske din bästa lore hittills. Avslutningen i introt tog den från "lore" till "novell" i status!

Deep space scanners... hmmm.. Vått is app?
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Inlägg  SimonEBurgess i fre dec 18, 2009 1:56 pm

hahah! "aporkalypse"!
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Inlägg  SimonEBurgess i fre dec 18, 2009 2:02 pm

All right. Blodig fight uppenbarligen. Merparten dödat på båda sidorna. Kul att se imperial Guard stå mot orker, det är ju kanske det vanligaste battlet i 40k-världen. Och de verkade ju på det hela taget hålla upp ganska bra.
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Inlägg  Peter i fre dec 18, 2009 2:16 pm

Grymt blodig fight! Men riktigt skoj!

Det svängde hela tiden, en-två enheter försvann varje runda tills det slutligen vägde över för orkerna.

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